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John Kassir
Actor

John Kassir

1957Baltimore, Maryland, USA68 Movies77 TV Shows

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation.

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68 titles
The Barn Part III
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The Barn Part III

2026
If It Bleeds
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Chip
10.0

If It Bleeds

2025
Rockbottom
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Rodney

Rockbottom

2024
Minions & More Volume 1
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Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
7.0

Minions & More Volume 1

2022
Post Modern Minion
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Waiter (voice)
6.7

Post Modern Minion

2022
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
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Additional Voices (voice)
7.0

The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse

2022
Hellblazers
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Rick
4.6

Hellblazers

2022
Sing 2
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Additional Voices (voice)
7.8

Sing 2

2021
Flora & Ulysses
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Ulysses (voice)
6.5

Flora & Ulysses

2021
Butter
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Billy
5.9

Butter

2020
The Springfield Three
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Narrator

The Springfield Three

2019
The Secret Life of Pets 2
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Additional Voices (voice)
7.0

The Secret Life of Pets 2

2019
The Dog Days of Winter
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Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
5.8

The Dog Days of Winter

2019
The Grinch
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Additional Voices (voice)
6.9

The Grinch

2018
Merry & Scary
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Dagobert Duck (voice)
9.5

Merry & Scary

2017
The Emoji Movie
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Additional Voices (voice)
5.4

The Emoji Movie

2017
And Then There Was Eve
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G. Alexander
5.9

And Then There Was Eve

2017
Despicable Me 3
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Additional Voice (voice)
6.5

Despicable Me 3

2017
Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special
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Scrooge McDuck / Additional Voices (voice)
7.5

Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special

2016
Pete's Dragon
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Elliot the Dragon (voice)
6.4

Pete's Dragon

2016
The Secret Life of Pets
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Additional Voices (voice)
6.3

The Secret Life of Pets

2016
Smothered
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John Kassir
3.6

Smothered

2016
Minions
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Additional Voices (voice)
6.4

Minions

2015
The Smurfs 2
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Crazy Smurf (voice)
5.8

The Smurfs 2

2013
Monsters University
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Additional Voices (voice)
7.0

Monsters University

2013
Jack the Giant Slayer
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General Fallon's Small Head
5.9

Jack the Giant Slayer

2013
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve
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The Cryptkeeper (voice)
7.5

Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve

2012
A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise
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Marco (voice)
5.8

A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise

2012
The Smurfs
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Crazy Smurf (Voice)
5.8

The Smurfs

2011
Monster Mutt
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4.8

Monster Mutt

2011
DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse
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The Joker
5.3

DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse

2010
Nothing Special
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Marty
5.0

Nothing Special

2010
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
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Additional Voices (voice)
6.6

Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!

2009
Race to Witch Mountain
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Chuck
5.8

Race to Witch Mountain

2009
Channels
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Walter
3.0

Channels

2008
Adventure Time
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Ice King (voice)
8.6

Adventure Time

2007
American Scary
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Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'
7.6

American Scary

2006
Casper's Scare School
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P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
4.9

Casper's Scare School

2006
The Wild
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Additional Voice (voice)
5.5

The Wild

2006
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
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Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
6.6

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

2006
Dr. Rage
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Moe Moebius
2.3

Dr. Rage

2005
Soccer Dog 2: European Cup
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Quint
6.8

Soccer Dog 2: European Cup

2004
Rocket Power: The Big Day
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Ray Rocket (voice)

Rocket Power: The Big Day

2004
George of the Jungle 2
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Rocky / Armando (voice)
4.5

George of the Jungle 2

2003
Far From Home
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Winston (voice)

Far From Home

2003
Ritual
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The Crypt Keeper (voice)
4.6

Ritual

2002
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand
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Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
6.4

Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand

2002
The Flintstones: On the Rocks
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Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
6.5

The Flintstones: On the Rocks

2002
Summer of Camp Caprice
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Winston (voice)
8.6

Summer of Camp Caprice

2001
The Three Stooges
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Shemp Howard
6.2

The Three Stooges

2000
Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection
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Crypt Keeper (voice)
8.7

Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection

1999
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
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Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
5.5

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

1998
Jelly's Day
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Hargus

Jelly's Day

1998
An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island
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Scuttlebutt (voice)
6.3

An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island

1998
Justice League of America
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Ray Palmer / The Atom
3.6

Justice League of America

1997
Bordello of Blood
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The Crypt Keeper (voice)
5.9

Bordello of Blood

1996
Spy Hard
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Rancor Guard at Intercom
5.4

Spy Hard

1996
Encino Woman
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Jean Michel
3.6

Encino Woman

1996
Monster Mash: The Movie
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Igor
4.6

Monster Mash: The Movie

1995
CyberTracker 2
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Tripwire
4.4

CyberTracker 2

1995
Pocahontas
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Meeko (voice)
6.9

Pocahontas

1995
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon
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Herman (voice)
6.2

The Tale of Tillie's Dragon

1995
Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery
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Buster Bunny (voice)
6.4

Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery

1995
Casper
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The Crypt Keeper (voice)
6.3

Casper

1995
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
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Crypt Keeper (voice)
6.9

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

1995
Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights
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Haman (voice)
7.4

Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

1994
Tiny Toon Spring Break
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Buster Bunny (voice)
6.5

Tiny Toon Spring Break

1994
Hidden Dragon
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The Fortune Teller (voice)

Hidden Dragon

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Bugs Bunny Builders
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Pete Puma (voice)
6.6

Bugs Bunny Builders

2022
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
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Vahdrak (voice)
7.8

DOTA: Dragon's Blood

2021
12 Deadly Days
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Niko
6.4

12 Deadly Days

2016
To Tell the Truth
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Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
5.7

To Tell the Truth

2016
New Looney Tunes
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Pete Puma (voice)
7.0

New Looney Tunes

2015
Breadwinners
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Big Dumb Monster (voice)
4.4

Breadwinners

2014
Rick and Morty
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Blim Blam (voice)
8.7

Rick and Morty

2013
Mickey Mouse
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Scrooge McDuck (voice)
7.6

Mickey Mouse

2013
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
8.3

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2012
Halloween Wars
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Self - Guest Judge
6.0

Halloween Wars

2011
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
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Sai So (voice)
7.4

Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

2011
The Looney Tunes Show
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Pete Puma (voice)
8.1

The Looney Tunes Show

2011
Hot in Cleveland
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The Pope
7.3

Hot in Cleveland

2010
Castle
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Mr. Dreyfus
8.0

Castle

2009
Random! Cartoons
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Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
7.3

Random! Cartoons

2008
Ben 10
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Zombozo (voice)
8.2

Ben 10

2005
Bones
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Lawrence Melvoy
8.2

Bones

2005
Danger Rangers
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Fallbot (voice)
8.5

Danger Rangers

2005
Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Chey (voice)
8.8

Avatar: The Last Airbender

2005
Joan of Arcadia
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Mime God
7.3

Joan of Arcadia

2003
The Handler
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6.4

The Handler

2003
NCIS
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Perry Swan
7.6

NCIS

2003
CSI: Miami
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Farley Wheeler
7.7

CSI: Miami

2002
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
7.4

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

2002
Kim Possible
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Additional Voices (voice)
7.5

Kim Possible

2002
Totally Spies!
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7.2

Totally Spies!

2002
Philly
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6.8

Philly

2001
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Lord Moldybutt
8.1

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

2001
Samurai Jack
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Scissorsmith (voice)
8.4

Samurai Jack

2001
The Job
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6.7

The Job

2001
Grounded for Life
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Musgrove
6.8

Grounded for Life

2001
As Told by Ginger
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Winston (voice)
6.7

As Told by Ginger

2000
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
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Hotel Guest
7.6

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

2000
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
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Marl (voice)
6.6

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

2000
The Amanda Show
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Carl Klutz
7.1

The Amanda Show

1999
The Brothers Flub
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(voice)
10.0

The Brothers Flub

1999
Rocket Power
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Ray Rocket (voice)
7.7

Rocket Power

1999
Charmed
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Alchemist
8.2

Charmed

1998
The Wild Thornberrys
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El Gordita (voice)
7.0

The Wild Thornberrys

1998
Hercules
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Charon (voice)
6.9

Hercules

1998
Love Boat: The Next Wave
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Dmitri Shishtokovich
5.0

Love Boat: The Next Wave

1998
CatDog
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7.1

CatDog

1998
Team Knight Rider
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Plato
7.1

Team Knight Rider

1997
The Visitor
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6.0

The Visitor

1997
Cow and Chicken
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7.1

Cow and Chicken

1997
Johnny Bravo
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7.3

Johnny Bravo

1997
Early Edition
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Jersy Carpathian
7.3

Early Edition

1996
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House
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Cryptkeeper (voice)
5.7

Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House

1996
Malcolm & Eddie
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7.4

Malcolm & Eddie

1996
Dexter's Laboratory
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Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
7.7

Dexter's Laboratory

1996
Boston Common
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Frankie
6.9

Boston Common

1996
Dumb and Dumber
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Thug (voice)
5.7

Dumb and Dumber

1995
The Single Guy
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Maitre 'D
5.0

The Single Guy

1995
Brotherly Love
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Cryptkeeper
6.6

Brotherly Love

1995
Earthworm Jim
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Snott / Henchrat (voice)
7.2

Earthworm Jim

1995
Sliders
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Arnold Potts
7.6

Sliders

1995
Star Trek: Voyager
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Gar
7.8

Star Trek: Voyager

1995
Friends
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Stanley
8.4

Friends

1994
Duckman
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7.1

Duckman

1994
Problem Child
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(voice)
5.9

Problem Child

1993
Rocko's Modern Life
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7.4

Rocko's Modern Life

1993
Sonic the Hedgehog
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7.0

Sonic the Hedgehog

1993
Tales from the Cryptkeeper
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Cryptkeeper (voice)
7.8

Tales from the Cryptkeeper

1993
Animaniacs
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Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
8.0

Animaniacs

1993
Bonkers
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6.6

Bonkers

1993
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
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Photographer
6.6

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

1992
The Little Mermaid
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Rats (voice)
7.0

The Little Mermaid

1992
Eek! The Cat
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Mittens (voice)
6.9

Eek! The Cat

1992
Dream On
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Chuck
6.9

Dream On

1990
The Simpsons
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Possum (voice)
8.0

The Simpsons

1989
FM
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Don Tupsouni
6.0

FM

1989
Tales from the Crypt
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Larry
8.0

Tales from the Crypt

1989
Tour of Duty
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Lenny Pilchowski
8.1

Tour of Duty

1987
Showtime at the Apollo
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8.8

Showtime at the Apollo

1987
Moonlighting
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Police Detective
7.5

Moonlighting

1985
1st & Ten
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Zagreb Shkenusky
5.9

1st & Ten

1984
The Facts of Life
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7.1

The Facts of Life

1979