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John Thomson
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John Thomson

1969Salford, Lancashire, England, UK53 Movies79 TV Shows

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

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53 titles
Nightborn
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Jon's Father

Nightborn

2026
Fackham Hall
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Bill
6.9

Fackham Hall

2025
The People Before
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Knotweed Man
5.6

The People Before

2025
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
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Self
8.0

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
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Self

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
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Plank
7.0

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
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Self
8.0

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
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Self

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022
Last Train to Christmas
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Vic
5.4

Last Train to Christmas

2021
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
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Self

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
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Narrator

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
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Self
6.5

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
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Himself, Various Characters
6.5

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm
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Director

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm

2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
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Narrator

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019
7 Up & Me
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Self
7.5

7 Up & Me

2019
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
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Himself
6.8

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019
Dying Laughing
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Self
6.4

Dying Laughing

2017
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
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Self - Presenter

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
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Kevin Ruddock
7.1

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016
Grimsby
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Bob Tolliver
6.0

Grimsby

2016
Billionaire Boy
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Len
5.7

Billionaire Boy

2016
Northern Soul
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Terry
5.7

Northern Soul

2014
Help Point
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Stephen
8.0

Help Point

2013
Dementamania
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4.4

Dementamania

2013
Pulp
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Dave Burns
6.0

Pulp

2013
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
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Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
6.0

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
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Himself
9.0

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
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Self
8.4

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010
The Road to Coronation Street
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Harry Kershaw
7.1

The Road to Coronation Street

2010
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
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Bill (Flowerpot Man)
9.0

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009
Inkheart
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Darius
6.3

Inkheart

2008
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
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Self - Narrator (voice)
10.0

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007
The Dealer
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Bat

The Dealer

2006
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
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Mr. Windfall (voice)
7.1

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005
Fat Slags
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Foreman
3.0

Fat Slags

2004
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
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Interviewee – Actor

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003
24 Hour Party People
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Charles
7.0

24 Hour Party People

2002
Dog Eat Dog
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Football Coach
4.9

Dog Eat Dog

2001
Born Romantic
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First Cab Driver
5.9

Born Romantic

2000
The Flint Street Nativity
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Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
5.4

The Flint Street Nativity

1999
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
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Self

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999
You Are Here
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Peter Keggy

You Are Here

1998
The Fast Show Live
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8.0

The Fast Show Live

1998
Ted & Ralph
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Vicar
6.6

Ted & Ralph

1998
Up 'n' Under
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Stan
4.9

Up 'n' Under

1998
The Man Who Knew Too Little
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Dimitri
6.3

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997
Roger Roger
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Barry

Roger Roger

1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
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10.0

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
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Nathan
6.6

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
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Bernard Right On/Various
8.5

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994
Paul Calf's Video Diary
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Fat Bob
6.0

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993
The Weekenders
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Policeman 1
8.5

The Weekenders

1992
Television

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79 titles
Secret Life of the Auction House
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Self - Narrator (voice)
8.0

Secret Life of the Auction House

2025
Celebrity Puzzling
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Self - Panellist

Celebrity Puzzling

2025
Art Detectives
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William Titchfield
7.0

Art Detectives

2025
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
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Self - Narrator
8.0

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
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Self

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024
The Gentlemen
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Frank
7.9

The Gentlemen

2024
Captivated
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Geoff
6.2

Captivated

2024
Best Year Ever
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Self - Actor

Best Year Ever

2022
Sister Boniface Mysteries
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Leonard Monk
6.4

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022
Dodger
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Farmer Grundles
5.6

Dodger

2022
The Weakest Link
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Self
6.0

The Weakest Link

2021
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
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Self - Contestant
5.8

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021
Dog Loves Books
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Dog (voice)

Dog Loves Books

2020
McDonald & Dodds
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Jimmy Daly
7.6

McDonald & Dodds

2020
Brassic
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Colin Popov
8.4

Brassic

2019
This Time with Alan Partridge
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Joe Beasley
7.8

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019
The People's Vet
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Self - Narrator

The People's Vet

2018
Celebrity Catchphrase
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Self

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018
Shane the Chef
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Shane the Chef

2018
Richard Osman's House of Games
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Self - Contestant
6.2

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
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6.4

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
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Self - Narrator
7.5

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
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Self
7.2

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014
Through the Keyhole
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Self
6.0

Through the Keyhole

2013
Strange Hill High
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Various (voice)
6.5

Strange Hill High

2013
Catchphrase
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4.0

Catchphrase

2013
Plebs
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Mr. Adolphus
7.3

Plebs

2013
The Mimic
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Nigel Lord
5.7

The Mimic

2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
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Self - Narrator
6.5

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013
Father Brown
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John Banks
7.6

Father Brown

2013
Death in Paradise
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DCI Chris Ricketts
7.5

Death in Paradise

2011
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
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Self - Participant
5.0

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011
Sooty
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The Boss
7.5

Sooty

2011
The Jonathan Ross Show
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Self
5.3

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011
The Lock Up
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Narrator
0.5

The Lock Up

2011
Big Top
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Geoff
2.0

Big Top

2009
Angela and Friends
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5.0

Angela and Friends

2009
Celebrity Juice
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Self
6.6

Celebrity Juice

2008
All Star Mr & Mrs
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All Star Mr & Mrs

2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
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Self
4.0

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008
Kingdom
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Nigel Pearson
7.1

Kingdom

2007
Mobile
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Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
4.0

Mobile

2007
Engineering the World Rally
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Himself - Narrator

Engineering the World Rally

2007
Skins
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Sam Brooks
8.1

Skins

2007
Ghosthunting With...
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Ghosthunting With...

2006
New Street Law
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Charlie Darling
6.6

New Street Law

2006
8 Out of 10 Cats
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Self
7.1

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005
Monkey Trousers
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7.3

Monkey Trousers

2005
Blackpool
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6.8

Blackpool

2004
Celebrity Mastermind
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6.0

Celebrity Mastermind

2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
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Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
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Self
6.1

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
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Sir Donald Tyburn
6.6

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

2001
Murder in Mind
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Alan Squires
8.4

Murder in Mind

2001
Cold Feet
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Pete Gifford
7.6

Cold Feet

1998
Roger Roger
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Barry

Roger Roger

1998
Midsomer Murders
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Cooper Steinem
7.5

Midsomer Murders

1997
Pond Life
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7.2

Pond Life

1996
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
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Self - Panellist
7.0

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996
Silent Witness
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DI Warren Bull
7.5

Silent Witness

1996
Coogan's Run
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5.9

Coogan's Run

1995
Crapston Villas
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7.5

Crapston Villas

1995
The World of Lee Evans
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Customer
6.3

The World of Lee Evans

1995
Fist of Fun
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Pied Piper of Hamelin
6.8

Fist of Fun

1995
Ready, Steady, Cook
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Self - Guest

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994
The Fast Show
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Various Characters
7.9

The Fast Show

1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
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Petty Officer Alan Partridge
7.8

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994
Pie in the Sky
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Andrew Vernon
8.3

Pie in the Sky

1994
The Day Today
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Treasurer
8.2

The Day Today

1994
Shooting Stars
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Self
7.6

Shooting Stars

1993
The Dead Good Show
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Various

The Dead Good Show

1992
Men Behaving Badly
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Ken
7.1

Men Behaving Badly

1992
Murder Most Horrid
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Daniel Hoffmeyer
6.8

Murder Most Horrid

1991
Paul Merton: The Series
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4.0

Paul Merton: The Series

1991
Soldier Soldier
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Sgt Dunn
6.6

Soldier Soldier

1991
This Morning
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Self
5.0

This Morning

1988
Top of the Pops
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Self - Host
6.6

Top of the Pops

1964
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
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Self - Team Captain

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
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Bernard Righton
8.0

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton