Porch Pirates

ComedyFamilyCrime

"The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice."

User Score4 votes

30%3.0/10

Release2024→

Runtime1H 47M

LanguageEnglish

StatusReleased

Synopsis

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Principal Cast8

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Charley

Full Cast & Crew (47)

Media5

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Director

Jeff Hamm

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Trailer

Keywords

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