Hard Ticket to Hawaii
"Pay the price for paradise!"
Synopsis
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Principal Cast8

Ronn Moss
Rowdy Abilene

Dona Speir
Donna Hamilton

Hope Marie Carlton
Taryn
Harold Diamond
Jade

Rodrigo Obregón
Seth Romero

Cynthia Brimhall
Edy Stark

Patty Duffek
Pattycakes

Wolf Larson
J.J. Jackson
Media17
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Andy Sidaris
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Bullets, Bombs, and Babes Collection
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Reviews1
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
Dec 14, 2012



































