Joe Flaherty

Host

John Candy

Howard Jensen (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Sheila McCarthy

Ellie Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Christopher Januszczak

Jimmy Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Don Lake

Hugh Mullins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Wayne Robson

Jeter (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Shirley Douglas

Edna Besley (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Patricia Hamilton

Assessor (segment "Cursed With Charisma")