CinemaCloud
AdventureAction

Tyrannosaurus Azteca

"In 1518 A.D. only the noblest warriors survive"

User Score42 votes
48%4.8/10
Release2007
Runtime1H 26M
LanguageEnglish
StatusReleased

Synopsis

The Aztecs summoned a Tyrannosaurus Rex to keep Cortes and his army out of Mexico. Now they need the Conquistadors' help to stop the T-Rex from killing them all.

Principal Cast7

Full Cast & Crew (31)

Media3

Backdrops

Tyrannosaurus Azteca backdrop 1

Posters

Tyrannosaurus Azteca poster 1
Tyrannosaurus Azteca poster 2

Director

Brian Trenchard-Smith

Brian Trenchard-Smith

Director →

Trailer

Box Office

Budget$3M

Certification

PG-13

Keywords

tyrannosaurus rexdinosaurmexica (aztec)16th centuryconquistadoramused

Where to Watch

Rent

Fandango At HomeFandango At Home

Buy

Fandango At HomeFandango At Home

External Links

Reviews1

CinemaSerf4/10

Now I remember learning all about Vasco da Gama and Christopher Columbus, but I don't recall hearing of this Cortés encounter with dinosaurs. Whilst exploring the new world, he and his crew land amongst the Aztecs and soon some of them fall foul of the local tribe armed with sticks and colourful clubs. These folks are determined to put a stop to the encroachments and so they are going to offer their new captives to their local deities - a pair of voracious T-Rex. Now aside from the fact that the dialogue is shockingly poor and the visual effects not much better, the question has to be asked. Who wanted this film? It's not in the least scary, it's way too long and the ridiculous love triangle element with Cortés (Ian Ziering), "Ayacoatl" (Dichen Lachman) and her betrothed shaman "Xocozin" (Kalani Queypo) is just childishly annoying. Is it supposed to be a comedy? The cannon ball bouncing off the beastie's hide did make me smile! It's college stuff that might just have merited a very early morning slot on the Horror channel. You will tire of it quickly, I reckon, and start rooting for T and his dinner.

May 30, 2023

Similar Movies

Recommended

Countries:United States of America
Production:Rigel EntertainmentTalkStory ProductionsVictoria Filmproduktion