Things
"Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb..."
Synopsis
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Principal Cast6
Amber Lynn
Reporter
Barry J. Gillis
Don Drake
Bruce Roach
Fred Horton
Doug Bunston
Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul
Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler
Susan Drake
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Director
Andrew Jordan
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Reviews1
## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
Mar 5, 2025
